Whats the count minus fat chicks?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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