I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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