Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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