it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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