the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
so that wasnt chicken after all
Is it because I queefed?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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