Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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