and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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