She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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