I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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