they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Randomize
