Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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