operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
