It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
the liver wants what the liver wants
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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