Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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