i think my mom watched the whole time
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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