Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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