weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Boobs are out for the taking
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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