Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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