I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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