worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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