Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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