so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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