So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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