Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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