Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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