Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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