Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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