Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
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