You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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