Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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