Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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