this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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