Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
