careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
vagina is talking i cant
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
How naked do you want me to be?
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