what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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