Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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