I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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