I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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