i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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