i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
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