She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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