Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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