He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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