It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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