I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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