You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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