Duck Duck Cougar?
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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