I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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