she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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