He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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